1. Look for me across a crowded room. When our eyes meet, quickly look away. 2. Thwack me lightly with newspaper in jest. 3. Turn on the car radio and listen to awful sappy love songs. Feel your heart swell. Feel stupid. 4. Drive by my house when you don't have to. 5. Laugh with me. Listen to how the cadences match each other. 6. Hold my hand at any excuse. Try to resist squeezing just a little bit. 7. Live in terror that you'll lose the battle you're fighting. 8. Live in terror that you won't lose the battle you're fighting. 9. Read up on the chemistry of love and lust. Take notes. 10 Watch a comet in the night sky and imagine me there with you. 11. Look for my car in the neighborhood. Stop and leave mushy notes. 12. Touch your body and think of me. Repeat until satisfied and sad. 13. Make elaborate schemes for getting me alone in a room. 14. If alone in a room with me, be shy and restrained. 15. Look at me like that. 16. Hate yourself for risking your entire life. 17. Eat anchovies just because I like them. 18. Eat chocolate because it has Seratonin in it - and you're addicted now, Baby. 19. Feel guilty and tender towards your family. 20. Jump your partner's bones so often that they begin to wonder what has come over you, yet they begin to walk around in a blissful blur, just like you. 21. Love your partner more than ever. 22. Hold my hand and cuddle me. 23. Remember each accidental brush of our bodies. Obsess on them. 24. Make up excuses to call me. Act totally professional on the phone. 25. Ask my advice. Listen to my wisdom. Change your life accordingly. 26. Tell me I'm beautiful. 27. Pick a fight with me and toss and turn, sleepless, over the mean things I said, and the stupid things you said. 28. Await the moments we'll see each other - and then act really casual. 29. Get to know my family. Introduce me to yours. 30. Kick yourself, because you know it's going to hurt. 31. Admire me professionally. Respect me. 32. Die a little inside every time you see my bedroom. 33. Become friends with my life-partner. After all, you share something big. 34. Imagine us poised on the edge of a soft hill, wanting to roll yet knowing at the bottom there is, at the least, empty space and, at the worst, sharp boulders. 35. Call my answering machine and hang up after hearing my recorded voice. 36. Feel incredible, gorgeous, lucky, giddy. 37. Decide to get over it, to simply refuse the emotion. Work really hard at it. Fail. 38. Feel like a groupie. 39. Fantasize about running your fingers up and down my torso. 40. Go somewhere exotic and spend hours buying me an appropriately small but meaningful souvenir. Give it to me casually. 41. Use me as a muse. Write bad poetry about me. 42. Want out of this mess. 43. Live in fear these feelings will go away. 44. Stop drinking coffee because I don't.. 45. Lose weight. When relatives question you about it, attribute it all to your new exercise regime. 46. Dismiss my compliments - yet relive them in your mind for months. 47. Listen to your loyalties. 48. Long, resist, dismiss, long again. 49. Tell one friend. Only one. Then tell another. Swear them to secrecy. 50. Smile secretly. If caught smiling, lie about why. 51. Refer all your friends to me for professional services. 52. Teach me to dance. 53. Howl at my window at midnight. Okay, just think about it. 54. Praise me. 55. Stop eating for days. Burn, burn, burn. 56. Blush. 57. Tell me all the reasons we can't sleep together. Mean it. 58. Try to impress me. 59. Torture yourself with the fact that you can't ever, ever, ever, make love with me. Wrack your brains to figure out how you could. 60. Touch me all over with love and skill while I lie on my back and don't touch you. Ask yourself if this isn't just a little bit kinky. 61. Make love with your partner and think about me. 62. Make love with your partner and forget about me. 63. Feel stupid and inarticulate when you're with me. Kick yourself afterwards. 64. Wonder what I would think. About anything. 65. Tell your self, "I'm over it. For real this time." Know you are lying. 66. Agonize over what is "cheating" and what is "betrayal." Run and kiss your partner. 67. Wonder what the hell is wrong with loving more than one person anyway. Love is good, isn't it? 68. Drop my name casually into conversations so you can get a thrill hearing the sound of it. 69. Imagine us as doomed historic lovers. Feel dumb. 70. Dance with me. 71. Worry if you've ruined the synapses in your brain by thinking about me all the time. 72. Dream of careening cars, panic, and oppressive love. 73. Dream of flying. Together. Holding hands. 74. Get used to the zing when our eyes meet. Live for it. 75. Catch yourself staring into space, mooning over me. 76. If caught, say either, "I'm very tired" or "I'm very stressed out." 77. Wonder "why the hell me?" 78. Make me promise not to kiss you. 79. Dread the inevitable disaster. 80. Tell me you love me. Wait to feel better. Be frustrated when you don't. 1. Look for me across a crowded room. When our eyes meet, quickly look away. 2. Thwack me lightly with newspaper in jest. 3. Turn on the car radio and listen to awful sappy love songs. Feel your heart swell. Feel stupid. 4. Drive by my house when you don't have to. 5. Laugh with me. Listen to how the cadences match each other. 6. Hold my hand at any excuse. Try to resist squeezing just a little bit. 7. Live in terror that you'll lose the battle you're fighting. 8. Live in terror that you won't lose the battle you're fighting. 9. Read up on the chemistry of love and lust. Take notes. 10 Watch a comet in the night sky and imagine me there with you. 11. Look for my car in the neighborhood. Stop and leave mushy notes. 12. Touch your body and think of me. Repeat until satisfied and sad. 13. Make elaborate schemes for getting me alone in a room. 14. If alone in a room with me, be shy and restrained. 15. Look at me like that. 16. Hate yourself for risking your entire life. 17. Eat anchovies just because I like them. 18. Eat chocolate because it has Seratonin in it - and you're addicted now, Baby. 19. Feel guilty and tender towards your family. 20. Jump your partner's bones so often that they begin to wonder what has come over you, yet they begin to walk around in a blissful blur, just like you. 21. Love your partner more than ever. 22. Hold my hand and cuddle me. 23. Remember each accidental brush of our bodies. Obsess on them. 24. Make up excuses to call me. Act totally professional on the phone. 25. Ask my advice. Listen to my wisdom. Change your life accordingly. 26. Tell me I'm beautiful. 27. Pick a fight with me and toss and turn, sleepless, over the mean things I said, and the stupid things you said. 28. Await the moments we'll see each other - and then act really casual. 29. Get to know my family. Introduce me to yours. 30. Kick yourself, because you know it's going to hurt. 31. Admire me professionally. Respect me. 32. Die a little inside every time you see my bedroom. 33. Become friends with my life-partner. After all, you share something big. 34. Imagine us poised on the edge of a soft hill, wanting to roll yet knowing at the bottom there is, at the least, empty space and, at the worst, sharp boulders. 35. Call my answering machine and hang up after hearing my recorded voice. 36. Feel incredible, gorgeous, lucky, giddy. 37. Decide to get over it, to simply refuse the emotion. Work really hard at it. Fail. 38. Feel like a groupie. 39. Fantasize about running your fingers up and down my torso. 40. Go somewhere exotic and spend hours buying me an appropriately small but meaningful souvenir. Give it to me casually. 41. Use me as a muse. Write bad poetry about me. 42. Want out of this mess. 43. Live in fear these feelings will go away. 44. Stop drinking coffee because I don't.. 45. Lose weight. When relatives question you about it, attribute it all to your new exercise regime. 46. Dismiss my compliments - yet relive them in your mind for months. 47. Listen to your loyalties. 48. Long, resist, dismiss, long again. 49. Tell one friend. Only one. Then tell another. Swear them to secrecy. 50. Smile secretly. If caught smiling, lie about why. 51. Refer all your friends to me for professional services. 52. Teach me to dance. 53. Howl at my window at midnight. Okay, just think about it. 54. Praise me. 55. Stop eating for days. Burn, burn, burn. 56. Blush. 57. Tell me all the reasons we can't sleep together. Mean it. 58. Try to impress me. 59. Torture yourself with the fact that you can't ever, ever, ever, make love with me. Wrack your brains to figure out how you could. 60. Touch me all over with love and skill while I lie on my back and don't touch you. Ask yourself if this isn't just a little bit kinky. 61. Make love with your partner and think about me. 62. Make love with your partner and forget about me. 63. Feel stupid and inarticulate when you're with me. Kick yourself afterwards. 64. Wonder what I would think. About anything. 65. Tell your self, "I'm over it. For real this time." Know you are lying. 66. Agonize over what is "cheating" and what is "betrayal." Run and kiss your partner. 67. Wonder what the hell is wrong with loving more than one person anyway. Love is good, isn't it? 68. Drop my name casually into conversations so you can get a thrill hearing the sound of it. 69. Imagine us as doomed historic lovers. Feel dumb. 70. Dance with me. 71. Worry if you've ruined the synapses in your brain by thinking about me all the time. 72. Dream of careening cars, panic, and oppressive love. 73. Dream of flying. Together. Holding hands. 74. Get used to the zing when our eyes meet. Live for it. 75. Catch yourself staring into space, mooning over me. 76. If caught, say either, "I'm very tired" or "I'm very stressed out." 77. Wonder "why the hell me?" 78. Make me promise not to kiss you. 79. Dread the inevitable disaster. 80. Tell me you love me. Wait to feel better. Be frustrated when you don't. 1. Look for me across a crowded room. When our eyes meet, quickly look away. 2. Thwack me lightly with newspaper in jest. 3. Turn on the car radio and listen to awful sappy love songs. Feel your heart swell. Feel stupid. 4. Drive by my house when you don't have to. 5. Laugh with me. Listen to how the cadences match each other. 6. Hold my hand at any excuse. Try to resist squeezing just a little bit. 7. Live in terror that you'll lose the battle you're fighting. 8. Live in terror that you won't lose the battle you're fighting. 9. Read up on the chemistry of love and lust. Take notes. 10 Watch a comet in the night sky and imagine me there with you. 11. Look for my car in the neighborhood. Stop and leave mushy notes. 12. Touch your body and think of me. Repeat until satisfied and sad. 13. Make elaborate schemes for getting me alone in a room. 14. If alone in a room with me, be shy and restrained. 15. Look at me like that. 16. Hate yourself for risking your entire life. 17. Eat anchovies just because I like them. 18. Eat chocolate because it has Seratonin in it - and you're addicted now, Baby. 19. Feel guilty and tender towards your family. 20. Jump your partner's bones so often that they begin to wonder what has come over you, yet they begin to walk around in a blissful blur, just like you. 21. Love your partner more than ever. 22. Hold my hand and cuddle me. 23. Remember each accidental brush of our bodies. Obsess on them. 24. Make up excuses to call me. Act totally professional on the phone. 25. Ask my advice. Listen to my wisdom. Change your life accordingly. 26. Tell me I'm beautiful. 27. Pick a fight with me and toss and turn, sleepless, over the mean things I said, and the stupid things you said. 28. Await the moments we'll see each other - and then act really casual. 29. Get to know my family. Introduce me to yours. 30. Kick yourself, because you know it's going to hurt. 31. Admire me professionally. Respect me. 32. Die a little inside every time you see my bedroom. 33. Become friends with my life-partner. After all, you share something big. 34. Imagine us poised on the edge of a soft hill, wanting to roll yet knowing at the bottom there is, at the least, empty space and, at the worst, sharp boulders. 35. Call my answering machine and hang up after hearing my recorded voice. 36. Feel incredible, gorgeous, lucky, giddy. 37. Decide to get over it, to simply refuse the emotion. Work really hard at it. Fail. 38. Feel like a groupie. 39. Fantasize about running your fingers up and down my torso. 40. Go somewhere exotic and spend hours buying me an appropriately small but meaningful souvenir. Give it to me casually. 41. Use me as a muse. Write bad poetry about me. 42. Want out of this mess. 43. Live in fear these feelings will go away. 44. Stop drinking coffee because I don't.. 45. Lose weight. When relatives question you about it, attribute it all to your new exercise regime. 46. Dismiss my compliments - yet relive them in your mind for months. 47. Listen to your loyalties. 48. Long, resist, dismiss, long again. 49. Tell one friend. Only one. Then tell another. Swear them to secrecy. 50. Smile secretly. If caught smiling, lie about why. 51. Refer all your friends to me for professional services. 52. Teach me to dance. 53. Howl at my window at midnight. Okay, just think about it. 54. Praise me. 55. Stop eating for days. Burn, burn, burn. 56. Blush. 57. Tell me all the reasons we can't sleep together. Mean it. 58. Try to impress me. 59. Torture yourself with the fact that you can't ever, ever, ever, make love with me. Wrack your brains to figure out how you could. 60. Touch me all over with love and skill while I lie on my back and don't touch you. Ask yourself if this isn't just a little bit kinky. 61. Make love with your partner and think about me. 62. Make love with your partner and forget about me. 63. Feel stupid and inarticulate when you're with me. Kick yourself afterwards. 64. Wonder what I would think. About anything. 65. Tell your self, "I'm over it. For real this time." Know you are lying. 66. Agonize over what is "cheating" and what is "betrayal." Run and kiss your partner. 67. Wonder what the hell is wrong with loving more than one person anyway. Love is good, isn't it? 68. Drop my name casually into conversations so you can get a thrill hearing the sound of it. 69. Imagine us as doomed historic lovers. Feel dumb. 70. Dance with me. 71. Worry if you've ruined the synapses in your brain by thinking about me all the time. 72. Dream of careening cars, panic, and oppressive love. 73. Dream of flying. Together. Holding hands. 74. Get used to the zing when our eyes meet. Live for it. 75. Catch yourself staring into space, mooning over me. 76. If caught, say either, "I'm very tired" or "I'm very stressed out." 77. Wonder "why the hell me?" 78. Make me promise not to kiss you. 79. Dread the inevitable disaster. 80. Tell me you love me. Wait to feel better. Be frustrated when you don't. 1. Look for me across a crowded room. When our eyes meet, quickly look away. 2. Thwack me lightly with newspaper in jest. 3. Turn on the car radio and listen to awful sappy love songs. Feel your heart swell. Feel stupid. 4. Drive by my house when you don't have to. 5. Laugh with me. Listen to how the cadences match each other. 6. Hold my hand at any excuse. Try to resist squeezing just a little bit. 7. Live in terror that you'll lose the battle you're fighting. 8. Live in terror that you won't lose the battle you're fighting. 9. Read up on the chemistry of love and lust. Take notes. 10 Watch a comet in the night sky and imagine me there with you. 11. Look for my car in the neighborhood. Stop and leave mushy notes. 12. Touch your body and think of me. Repeat until satisfied and sad. 13. Make elaborate schemes for getting me alone in a room. 14. If alone in a room with me, be shy and restrained. 15. Look at me like that. 16. Hate yourself for risking your entire life. 17. Eat anchovies just because I like them. 18. Eat chocolate because it has Seratonin in it - and you're addicted now, Baby. 19. Feel guilty and tender towards your family. 20. Jump your partner's bones so often that they begin to wonder what has come over you, yet they begin to walk around in a blissful blur, just like you. 21. Love your partner more than ever. 22. Hold my hand and cuddle me. 23. Remember each accidental brush of our bodies. Obsess on them. 24. Make up excuses to call me. Act totally professional on the phone. 25. Ask my advice. Listen to my wisdom. Change your life accordingly. 26. Tell me I'm beautiful. 27. Pick a fight with me and toss and turn, sleepless, over the mean things I said, and the stupid things you said. 28. Await the moments we'll see each other - and then act really casual. 29. Get to know my family. Introduce me to yours. 30. Kick yourself, because you know it's going to hurt. 31. Admire me professionally. Respect me. 32. Die a little inside every time you see my bedroom. 33. Become friends with my life-partner. After all, you share something big. 34. Imagine us poised on the edge of a soft hill, wanting to roll yet knowing at the bottom there is, at the least, empty space and, at the worst, sharp boulders. 35. Call my answering machine and hang up after hearing my recorded voice. 36. Feel incredible, gorgeous, lucky, giddy. 37. Decide to get over it, to simply refuse the emotion. Work really hard at it. Fail. 38. Feel like a groupie. 39. Fantasize about running your fingers up and down my torso. 40. Go somewhere exotic and spend hours buying me an appropriately small but meaningful souvenir. Give it to me casually. 41. Use me as a muse. Write bad poetry about me. 42. Want out of this mess. 43. Live in fear these feelings will go away. 44. Stop drinking coffee because I don't.. 45. Lose weight. When relatives question you about it, attribute it all to your new exercise regime. 46. Dismiss my compliments - yet relive them in your mind for months. 47. Listen to your loyalties. 48. Long, resist, dismiss, long again. 49. Tell one friend. Only one. Then tell another. Swear them to secrecy. 50. Smile secretly. If caught smiling, lie about why. 51. Refer all your friends to me for professional services. 52. Teach me to dance. 53. Howl at my window at midnight. Okay, just think about it. 54. Praise me. 55. Stop eating for days. Burn, burn, burn. 56. Blush. 57. Tell me all the reasons we can't sleep together. Mean it. 58. Try to impress me. 59. Torture yourself with the fact that you can't ever, ever, ever, make love with me. Wrack your brains to figure out how you could. 60. Touch me all over with love and skill while I lie on my back and don't touch you. Ask yourself if this isn't just a little bit kinky. 61. Make love with your partner and think about me. 62. Make love with your partner and forget about me. 63. Feel stupid and inarticulate when you're with me. Kick yourself afterwards. 64. Wonder what I would think. About anything. 65. Tell your self, "I'm over it. For real this time." Know you are lying. 66. Agonize over what is "cheating" and what is "betrayal." Run and kiss your partner. 67. Wonder what the hell is wrong with loving more than one person anyway. Love is good, isn't it? 68. Drop my name casually into conversations so you can get a thrill hearing the sound of it. 69. Imagine us as doomed historic lovers. Feel dumb. 70. Dance with me. 71. Worry if you've ruined the synapses in your brain by thinking about me all the time. 72. Dream of careening cars, panic, and oppressive love. 73. Dream of flying. Together. Holding hands. 74. Get used to the zing when our eyes meet. Live for it. 75. Catch yourself staring into space, mooning over me. 76. If caught, say either, "I'm very tired" or "I'm very stressed out." 77. Wonder "why the hell me?" 78. Make me promise not to kiss you. 79. Dread the inevitable disaster. 80. Tell me you love me. Wait to feel better. Be frustrated when you don't.
